Friday, April 18, 2008

I hate Kyle Farnsworth

I hate Kyle Farnsworth. Farnsworthless. There, I said it. I feel better.

If you want to deliver a little payback for ARod getting drilled in the shoulder, fine. Just don't be such a crappy pitcher that you throw it behind Manny's head. Not only do you miss him, you like rekindle a fire that's likely going get Jeter nailed on the wrist with a pitch soon.

Why can't you stick one in his ribs or off his thigh like other well-meaning pitchers do? Why do you suck so much? Why do I hate having you on this team? Such a hothead with the typical million dollar arm and $0.50 head.


A plea to Cashman: Please dump this no-talent ass-clown on anyone, for anything. Pay full freight if you have to. He's going to get someone hurt and if it's one of ours as retaliation for his stupidity, I'm reserving the right to go freakin' bonkers.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'm certainly not an expert.. but have the yankees tried to "quiet down" his mechanics at all?

it seems to me that a guy with such command inconsistency would be remiss not to try to eliminate some of the movement he has pre-pitch.

just my take...

Jason said...

I have no idea if the Yanks pitching gurus have tried, though I am guessing so. No way the let this guy go out, year after year, and just continue to be so erratic without trying to "fix" him.

The problem is in between his ears rather than with his body. Back issues aside...

Anonymous said...

Farnsworth is nuts. As a Sox fan, I'm glad he missed Manny's dome. On the other hand, you have to know that the next time the Sox play the Yankees, whether it be Beckett or someone else, at least one important Yankee (ie. Jeter, ARod, or Posada) is going to get drilled.

Lefty said...
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Lefty said...

Anon Boston fan, how would a Sox pitcher beaning A-Rod or Jeter be any different than any other time they've gone after a Yankee hitter?

On Farnsworth, I agree with Jason. By this time I'm pretty sure a bag of balls and the autographed jersey of Hideki Irabu are worth more than Farsworth entering a game.
He stinks.