Don't even think about it

Don't even THINK about trying to pilfer anything from Yankee Stadium over the last several games hosted at the Stadium.

The Yankees want to get the word out with hopes that it will deter anyone from deciding to try to steal a plate, chair back, toilet bowl seat or anything else.

Wait, I barely want to set FOOT in one of the horrible men's rooms, much less reach down and try to unbolt and carry a toilet seat. I'm sick even contemplating this.

I am sure the new men's rooms in TNYS will be much better. Errr, I hope they are, at least.