File this one under "injuries that only happen to baseball players":
The Los Angeles Angels right-hander managed to cut the tips of his middle and ring fingers on his pitching hand while pushing himself up off the bench in the visitor's dugout at Detroit's Comerica Park on Tuesday night.
As for Weaver: How the heck did he do that?
"I went to push to get up and gripped where the staples in the upholstery come together, and it just got me," Weaver said, according to the Los Angeles Times. "It sliced me pretty good. It felt like a paper cut, but a lot deeper."