How to get yourself invited to a SuperBowl party every year

Create one of these badboys and you will always have an invite to some great SuperBowl party. If you need further inspiration to check out this masterpiece, the recipie starts like this:

To kick off the construction of this pork medley you’ll need to create a 5×5 bacon weave.

Seriously? A bacon weave? This could only end VERY WELL (if you exclude the trip to your cardiologist).

You’ll reach pork Nirvana is no time flat!

Of course, you don't have to make this only for the Super Bowl, but too many and you get fast-tracked for a dirt nap.