Saturday, January 17, 2009

If your wife ain't happy, you ain't happy

...and if she's unhappy long enough, you'll be without half your stuff. Remember that, single guys.

Some mocked Teixeira because he gave credit to his wife for helping him decide on which team he wanted to play for. Even the manly BoSox dude Youkilis noted that his wife's happiness was instrumental in him signing a long term deal:

"It's a great thing knowing that I'll be here for hopefully the next five years," the 29-year-old said. "My wife is from Boston and her family's from here and that's a major factor in us staying here."
Smart dude.


tHeMARksMiTh said...

Maybe that's why you shouldn't get married in the first place?

tadthebad said...

You'll notice, however, that at no time did Youkilis glad-wrap his testicles with a bouquet of roses, submit them on bended knee, behind crocodile tears, to his wife and ask - no, beg! - her to determine his destiny for the next 4 or 5 years. Youk was smart, he simply stated that her being from the Boston area was a factor...