Ouchie

Even I have gotta admit, this is pretty good:

"I am so grounded in the thinking that higher payrolls don't win Super Bowls. I've never experienced success throwing money at players. I never see myself [being a Steinbrenner].''-- Dallas owner Jerry Jones, at the NFL Meetings in Palm Beach, Fla., last March.

"Welcome to the Yankees.''-- Dallas Morning News Cowboys beat writer Calvin Watkins, to fledgling Cowboy beat writer Brian Davis, last Tuesday in the middle of the Pacman/Roy Williams mayhem.

Hard to argue, eh Jerry?