First, we had the nasty Felix Pie twisted testicle incident. And if that wasn't cringe-worthy enough...
(wait for it)
...Houston Astros second baseman Kazuo Matsui will undergo surgery to repair an anal fissure on Monday in Houston
Cue that horrible screaming noice now.
If you're really curious about his "issue", go here and read up on it.
I'm now sorry I did, but maybe you're more interested in finding out how someone tore himself a new asscrack. Have fun.