Sorry, I really want the Royals to do well, I really do, but this is what you get when you sign Kyle Farnsworthless:
- K Farnsworth (L, 0-1; B, 1) 1.0 IP; 4 H; 3 R; 3 ER; 0 BB; 1 K; 1 HR; 27.00 ERA
Serves up a HR to Thome in the 8th to lift the WhiteSox to a victory! Two years of Farnsworthless. Yee-freakin-haw!