UPDATE #1: Shysterball's taken a stab at Clemens' book report. Rather than rehash his well-done work (which I don't have time for, anyways!), I'll just suggest you saunter to his little blog of glory to read the full shebang.
Just a quick one here this morning (dang work, sorry). Just sent to the printer so I haven't even read it yet. But here's the link. Feel free to add your comments below.