What's a little extortion amongst friends?

I mean, who hasn't tried to shake down a friend, a colleague, a former co-worker?

Jose's at it again.

Scott Boras, Ordonez's agent, filed a complaint with the FBI after Canseco spoke with a Boras employee and said Ordonez would be "clear" if the outfielder invested in the movie project, the newspaper said.

Shyster's on this, too.