ARod dabbles with the oldest profession

Why not? Everyone with an ARod connection is coming out of the woodwork to heap the slop on this guy.

[Kristen] Davis told a friend the then-married Rodriguez asked her, "What are you doing tonight?"

The shapely madam didn't know who A-Rod was but found him "hot as hell," she told the friend. "I said, 'I'm having dinner with my boyfriend. But if you're looking for someone to hang out with, here's a number.' I gave him my agency's card."

That night, Davis told a friend, Rodriguez booked a two-hour "date" with one of her girls, who met him at the Four Seasons on Rittenhouse Square.

"He gave his real name," Davis told the friend. "The next day we found out who Alex Rodriguez was. The girl we sent freaked out. Her father (works for) another Major League Baseball team."

Here's the thing: Much like PED use, I don't put this sorta thing (cheating at every opportunity) past any professional athlete, not just baseball players. I just wish we didn't have to hear about it. Of course, I am being totally hypocritical by linking to it. I know I promised I'd ease up on the guy, but his stupidity is transcending, captivating, ethereal.

That said, there are two things that really made me laugh in that clipped text above:

1. That ARod would give his OWN name. Is that due to vanity or stupidity?
2. That his 'date' has a father working for a MLB club. {How hard to I have to pray that her last name is 'Lucchino'?}

Brilliant!!!!

Then there's this tidbit, which I find highly suspectible. No one, not even ARod is THIS dumb, right? RIGHT?!?

A source said A-Rod confided the pressures he felt as a player.

"He told her that he'd used steroids," the source claimed. "He said a lot of players did. He just wanted to be a good ballplayer."